Hey there, sexy turkeys.With Thanksgiving upon us I thought I’d share in the festivities with this cute video. But this little diddy isn’t just about fun and games. These turkeys expertly display the skill I have been trying to teach Frida, Shirley and Lucille (to no avail) for ages: the power of sexuality. They combine witty parody with sexy turk appeal and voila! I bet everyone will throw away their Thanksgiving turkeys and whip out those veggies (I know I will. Gotta have a flat stomach for my sexy little elf outfit come Christmas).
You see, your sexuality is not just a fun little gift God gave you. It’s a sexy weapon. A sexy weapon that should be used on any and every person hot enough to bone. You want your boo to stop watching sports before bed? Pull a Pavlov and wear flannels until he turns the TV off. Then you whip out your french maid costume and give him a little cleaning. Wink.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving my sexy holiday ho ho hos, and remember the greatest gift you can give your honey this season is negotiated sex!
