Your friends would describe you as…
a) …an independent perfectionist, or, you know, a controlling bitch.
b) …the girl next door.
c) …a bit all over the place.
d) …emotionally damaged.
e) …always fighting for some out there cause.
Your idea of the perfect date is…
a) …something quick and painless. Preferably nothing goopy romancey.
b) …doesn’t matter, so long as you have chemistry.
c) …something romantic followed by something naughty.
d) …skip the date, go straight to the getting naked.
e) …something fun, like paintball or laser tag.
You don’t already have a boyfriend because…
a) …who has the time to coddle a guy anyway?
b) …you just broke up with someone.
c) …there have been some, uh, misunderstandings.
d) …you don’t want a boyfriend.
e) …guys don’t really notice you, or they’re scared of you.
The best part of a relationship is…
a) …how he is constantly full of surprises.
b) …knowing each other so well.
c) …feeling loved and wanted.
d) …the regular sex.
e) …that you never expected to be in one.
The worst part of a relationship is…
a) …how damn annoying he can be.
b) …it can get kind of, you know, dull.
c) …wishing you were with someone else.
d) …the stupid emotions.
e) …wondering if it’s for real.
You’re typically attracted to…
a) …your complete opposite.
b) …a guy who knows what he wants, and goes for it.
c) …the bad boy. No wait, the good guy. No wait…
d) …someone you don’t need to snuggle with.
e) …someone who challenges you.
Your take on weddings…
a) …I’ll just go to the courthouse, thanks.
b) …a union between two people who want to spend their lives together.
c) …if I have to catch the bouquet one more time, I swear…
d) …a place to hook up with a hot groomsman.
e) …aren’t there more important things? Like the environment, or world hunger?
If you got mostly “A,” you belong in:
The Proposal – Your relationships tend to spark from volatile circumstances. You hate the guy before you even give him a chance, but eventually come to realize he’s actually decent after all, and maybe you’re the one who needs to take a chill pill. Life should not be all about work work work, you know. Everybody needs some lovin,’ even if from unlikely places.
If you got mostly “B,” you belong in:
When Harry Met Sally – To say you value the deep commit of a friendship is an understatement. To say that you can see that such friendships might be better suited for romantic relationships is an overstatement. Yeah, your best guy friend, the one you have never considered as a possible boyfriend? He might just be your true love. Get on that.
If you got mostly “C,” you belong in:
Bridget Jones’s Diary – You often find yourself attracted to bad boys, even though you know you shouldn’t be, just like Bridget. It may take some time, but eventually you will come to see that the slightly nerdy guy you’ve been spending time with is really better suited for you than the guy with the killer bod. And if the nerdy guy looks anything like Colin Firth, then hey, you’re really good to go.
If you got mostly “D,” you belong in:
Friends with Benefits – Clearly, you aren’t looking for commitment right now. And that’s fine. You can start a casual hook-up with a hot guy friend and get your jollies that way. But guess what! One of you is going to start feeling something, and the other is going to start feeling something too, even if they won’t admit it. So, really, you’re headed to a relationship anyway. Just so you know.
If you got mostly “E,” you belong in:
10 Things I Hate About You – You have a tendency to push potential paramours away at first, and, well, if they’re just dating you as part of a bet, then maybe that’s not such a bad idea. But love knows no bounds, bet be damned. He’ll figure out he’s actually in love right when you find out about the bet, and though you’ll be pissed, hey, you’ll work it out.
