Thanks, Butt No Thanks 
Assman83: hello
MissAnthropic: Hello.
Assman83: how are you?
MissAnthropic: I am fantastic.
Assman83: so what part of sd you in?
MissAnthropic: I live in the Mission Valley area.
Assman83: oh nice! we are super close
MissAnthropic: Yippee.
Assman83: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, i like your pics
Assman83: they are a little scandelous
MissAnthropic: Um. Okay. What is so scandalous about my pictures?
Assman83: ha ha, the strap on ballon animal and i think in the bachlerete pic your friend is holding a huge black dildo
Assman83: looks like you are good with a strap on ;P
MissAnthropic: Um. Are you really this bad at spelling, or just really lazy? Christ. For the record, that’s just a balloon animal in the photo, not a strap on. And I have no idea what black dildo you speak of. You must be obsessed with them or something. =/
Assman83: id love to see your skills, for sure haha
MissAnthropic: Uhhhhh…….my skills with a dildo? Awkward.
Assman83: Think you could handle a wild and kinky younger man?
MissAnthropic: By “handle” you mean put things in your butt? Weird.
Assman83: sounds like a blast!
Assman83: you got any other strap ons besides your balloon one?
MissAnthropic: To repeat myself…the balloon animal in the picture is not a strap on, you freak.
Assman83: haha
MissAnthropic: You’re into chicks with a strap on dildo? =/ That seems to be the repeating theme in this conversation.
Assman83: hell ya, not all the time, but sometimes it is super hot to have a girl fuck me with one
MissAnthropic: Holy wow. It’s nice to meet you too, sir.
MissAnthropic: A guy that wants me to put something in his ass is not exactly a turn on for me.
Assman83: too kinky for you huh?
Assman83: its not about the ass, it is about being dominated
MissAnthropic: Yeah…. If “kinky” is what you want to call it. That is a little more than I needed to know about you in the first 10 minutes of conversation. I am probably not the girl for you. If you want me to dominate and humiliate you, I would rather just kick you in the nuts and steal your wallet.
Assman83: that is a shame, you look like a lot of fun
MissAnthropic: I will keep my eyes out for girls into sodomizing men and point them in your direction. Happy hunting, butt boy.
