Web Creeper of the Week: Pedo Files

I have heard about and experienced firsthand the nightmare that is internet dating. It seems the internet is a breeding ground for perverts, douche bags, and mental pygmies. I would be remiss if I did not share these experiences with all of you Comedivas. Yes, these are real conversations.

Pedo Files

ManBoyLove: do u wana get to know me?naked-man-in-treeI’ve spotted a young boy!

MissAnthropic: Is your profile photo a Boy Scout photo?

ManBoyLove: yes it is ru single?

MissAnthropic: That’s what my profile says. Your profile picture looks like a boy scout uniform. So you are in the Boy Scouts of America? At 34 years old? =/

ManBoyLove: yes i am how do i look?

MissAnthropic:  Interesting ..in a NAMBLA* sort of way. (*North American Man/Boy Love Association. A real organization. See www.nambla.org)

ManBoyLove: what is NAMBLA?

MissAnthropic: Nevermind. Just an organization you look like you would belong to. What makes u think we would make a good match?

ManBoyLove: can i txt u?

MissAnthropic: I’d rather talk on here first.

ManBoyLove: ok what u wana know?

MissAnthropic: I just asked you a question. Why do you think we would be a good match?

ManBoyLove: i am sweet i love to cuddle and i am a good kisser

MissAnthropic: Those are all the reasons? Doesn’t seem like much to build a relationship on.

ManBoyLove: i am caring faithfull honest respectfull fun romantic

ManBoyLove: i love music animals

MissAnthropic: And little boys?

ManBoyLove: I do love boys they are so sweet and young and innosen t

MissAnthropic: I definitely think you are barking up the wrong tree then. Have you reported your presence to local authorities? I didn’t realize this site was linked to local sex offender sites.

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