Web Creeper of the Week: OKStupid

OKStupid, Put Your Pants Back On.

SpankBoi69: Hi. Would you like to chat?

MissAnthropic: Sure, what do you do?

SpankBoi69: I work as a project manager for a porn company downtown. Does that bother you?

MissAnthropic: No, I am pretty open-minded about that stuff. Although, I could never be an actress in those movies.

SpankBoi69: I would LOVE to be in a film as an actor.

MissAnthropic: Well, I’m pretty sure that’s an ideal career for ALL men.

SpankBoi69: I would prefer to do a solo. I LOVE people watching me jack off.

MissAnthropic: Um..Okay. I am going to extricate myself from this conversation right about now. Have fun whacking it. Sicko.

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Candi Leigh is a writer from Las Vegas, NV who has published columns with RidersReview Magazine. Most days she can be found staring absently at her laptop screen or out drinking at the bar, pen and notebook tucked into her bag, unused. She is mostly just a mean-spirited individual that takes pleasure is being nasty to people (read: honest) and has somehow made a career out of it. Her hobbies include scaring small children, sexually harassing men, making phallic symbols out of found objects, offending old people and swearing like a sailor.

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