Web Creeper of the Week: Depends

Depends…..

RealOldGuy: Saw you online just want to say HI

MissAnthropic: HI

RealOldGuy: What part of san diego do you live? Would you ever consider older fit guy?

MissAnthropic: Would I consider an older, fit guy? How old? Are we talking some grey hair, or prune-like shriveled old balls? And describe fit: physically or mentally? If you are “older” I want to make sure I am not having to come retrieve you from the neighbor’s front yard naked, not knowing your own name….nor do I want to change any diapers.

RealOldGuy: NICE! Actually I have nice balls!Im mental sometimes.

MissAnthropic: Ew.

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Candi Leigh is a writer from Las Vegas, NV who has published columns with RidersReview Magazine. Most days she can be found staring absently at her laptop screen or out drinking at the bar, pen and notebook tucked into her bag, unused. She is mostly just a mean-spirited individual that takes pleasure is being nasty to people (read: honest) and has somehow made a career out of it. Her hobbies include scaring small children, sexually harassing men, making phallic symbols out of found objects, offending old people and swearing like a sailor.

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