Web Creeper of the Week: Bitch Slap Stand-up

Bitch Slap Stand-up

WifeBeater87:  Chilvary is NOT dead!!! And I’ll bitchslap any feminist who’ll stand in my way of exercising it!

MissAnthropic:  Right, because nothing screams “chivalry” like physically assaulting women.

WifeBeater87:  So how r u?

MissAnthropic:  I was okay until you started threatening violence against my gender.

WifeBeater87:  Can I take you to dinner?? I open doors for you and pay for everything.

MissAnthropic:  Okay.  That sounds great.

WifeBeater87:  How about right now? Where?

MissAnthropic:  Meet me at Benihana in Mission Valley at 7:00.  I’ll be wearing all black and I will bring extra makeup to hide the bruises from when you bitch slap me.

WifeBeater87:  hahahahahahhaha u funny  okay I will see you at 7

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WifeBeater87:  You didn’t show up??!!

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