You smell like…
1) …a urinary tract infection.
1) …a urinary tract infection.
2) …a wrestler’s jockstrap.
3) …corporate greed.
4) …Hepatitis C.
5) …a tequila bar at 2AM.
6) …my sweaty, lint-filled belly button.
7) …a melted water bottle.
8) …Detroit.
9) …a hungry child‘s plaintive wail.
10) …chicken.
