Sexy Ways to Celebrate Earth Day

Tree-huggers, worried you won’t be able to convince anyone to save the Earth today? Don’t worry, this article will give you sexy ways to seduce folks into caring about the planet!

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1.  Get back to nature!  Did you know that entrance to national parks is free on Earth Day?  Pack a tent, grab your partner, and get it on under the stars.  After all, Spring is in the air! 

 

 2.  Invite some hotties to play a rousing game of Strip Recycling.  For every aluminum can, plastic bag, etc., sorted, remove an article of clothing.  Everyone wins!  Especially the Earth.

3.  Looking for Mr. [Understands Our Fragile Planet’s Balance] Right?  Find him at any one of these events Don your skimpiest organically-grown cotton dress, some cruelty-free makeup, and get going, girl!

 

4.  What’s sexier than mood-lighting and vino?  Electricity-conserving beeswax candles and sustainable wine!  Invite your crush over, turn off the lights, and enjoy an interactive wine tasting care of snooth.com.

 

5.  Get laid at the compost pile.  Try this bit of steamy dialogue:  “First time at the compost pile?  Let me show you where to put those potato peelings.  In fact, come back to my place and we can peel my potatoes, too.”  Then, bat your eyes, grab his crotch and add ever-so-coyly:  “I also know a certain corncob that needs to be shucked.”

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Kristen Bobst is a grade-A comedy writer, an unstoppable sock puppeteer, and the world's foremost whimsy aficionado. She certainly believes the meaning of life really is 42; and right now Kristen is really into The Carrie Diaries. Comediva. Where the funny girls are.

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