2. Invite some hotties to play a rousing game of Strip Recycling. For every aluminum can, plastic bag, etc., sorted, remove an article of clothing. Everyone wins! Especially the Earth.
3. Looking for Mr. [Understands Our Fragile Planet’s Balance] Right? Find him at any one of these events: Don your skimpiest organically-grown cotton dress, some cruelty-free makeup, and get going, girl!
4. What’s sexier than mood-lighting and vino? Electricity-conserving beeswax candles and sustainable wine! Invite your crush over, turn off the lights, and enjoy an interactive wine tasting care of snooth.com.
5. Get laid at the compost pile. Try this bit of steamy dialogue: “First time at the compost pile? Let me show you where to put those potato peelings. In fact, come back to my place and we can peel my potatoes, too.” Then, bat your eyes, grab his crotch and add ever-so-coyly: “I also know a certain corncob that needs to be shucked.”
Soy wax candles would be better.
I never realized Earth Day could be so sexy!
I am now so excited to celebrate Earth Day!