This week’s Comediva Pick, Joyful Julie’s Letterapy, deals with sunburns and crazy bitches. So naturally I jumped and upchucked at the opportunity to review this gem.Sunburns happen when you get overly drunk and pass out on top of a picnic table that isn’t located in the shade. What Joyful Julie failed to mention is the solution to sunburns. It’s simple: you could put sunscreen on before you get shitfaced. But if your drunk ass forgot to, then just remember to black out on a picnic table that has shade.
The second part of the video dealt with some psycho bitch whose schlub wasn’t writing her back. Again Joyful Julie offered advice that would keep a misdemeanor off that whore’s record but don’t forget misdemeanors are just dickslaps on the wrist. To help me remember, I always say, misdemeanors are like drinking light beer and felonies are like downing moonshine. Having two felonies myself, I know that a good misdemeanor is hard to come by.
