Cyrus had 1.1 million followers on the site when she quit, citing the disapproval of her then boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, as a major reason for leaving. She also told everyone who would listen that she didn’t want to tweet anymore because she wanted her private life to stay private. As TMZ-obsessed as we are (oh come on, you are too and you know it), we do always support genuine attempts by celebrities to have a real life along with a career. Some celebs are good at it, and we love them all the more for it. Miley, well … nice try, kiddo. We’ve only read about you on People.com every other day since you left Twitter. Super private.
Her return tweet listed two reasons for her reentry into the tweet-o-sphere: “‘Do not fear…the Sheenius is here!’ I’m not gonna lie. I came back to twitter for 2 reasons. My fans and to follow Charlie Sheen.”
Sheen, never one to ignore a possible source of attention, or a hot girl, even if she is 18 years old, replied with, “Dear Miley, Welcome back to Twitter! Always felt you were epic! Now you proved it! Thanks for the love.”
“I always felt the same about you! You have taught me everything I know about WINNING. Duh!” Cyrus replied.
Sheen broke the Guinness World Record for Acquiring Twitter Followers (yes, there is such a category) by hitting the 1 million followers mark in a little more than 25 hours after he first joined the site. Now he’s got 3 million followers, which could lead a cynical person to suspect that Cyrus is trying to capitalize on Sheen to rebuild her own following after her little TMI-fest hiatus.
Who, us? Cynical? NEVER.
Let’s hope for the sake of the universe at large that they never decide to take their “epic” friendship into the real world ’cause these two actually being in the same room is a guaranteed way to generate an internet-based outlandishness paradox that could destroy the planet Earth.
Oh, yeah, and then there’s that whole part where the very idea of a middle-aged drug addict (who already has two live in girlfriends — a porn star and a former nanny, neither of whom is more than six years Cyrus’ senior) hanging out with a teenage girl is super, duper creepy.
Seriously Sheen. Stay away from Hannah Montana. We mean it.
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Would that make her future Ex-Wife number #3 or #4? No Winning!
They’d make an incredibly pathetic union. But you can’t blame Miley for trying or Charlie I guess. Oh, screw it, maybe they’re made for one another!