OKStupid, Put Your Pants Back On.
SpankBoi69: Hi. Would you like to chat?
MissAnthropic: Sure, what do you do?
SpankBoi69: I work as a project manager for a porn company downtown. Does that bother you?
MissAnthropic: No, I am pretty open-minded about that stuff. Although, I could never be an actress in those movies.
SpankBoi69: I would LOVE to be in a film as an actor.
MissAnthropic: Well, I’m pretty sure that’s an ideal career for ALL men.
SpankBoi69: I would prefer to do a solo. I LOVE people watching me jack off.
MissAnthropic: Um..Okay. I am going to extricate myself from this conversation right about now. Have fun whacking it. Sicko.