12 Funny Alarms to Get Your Ass Out of Bed

Life is hard.  Mornings are hard.  Hitting the snooze button is easy.  Too easy.  Dangerously, deliciously easy.  But if laughter is the best medicine, perhaps it’s also the cure for snoozitis?  So try some of these funny alarms for a little morning motivation.  Summon strength from your favorite hero.  Or fallen pop star.  Because waking up is hard to do.

If The Walking Dead has taught us anything, it’s that if you can be anyone in life, be Daryl Dixon.

Funny Alarms - Daryl Dixon

Mayhaps a little lyrical motivation from Ms. Britney Spears would do you right?


…Or just from the lady herself.

Funny Alarms - Britney Spears

And imagine what you could do if you had a Samwise.

Frodo alarm

Be ambitious like Loki.

Loki alarm

Or if vanity’s your thang, then think about programming your alarms like so:

beauty alarm

Seriously, wake up or I’m gonna throw a tracker jacker nest into your bed.

Hunger Games alarm

Perhaps the most aggravating earworm of all-time, Call Me Maybe, will do the trick?

Call Me Maybe alarm

But you don’t wanna see the Hulk without his coffee.  You won’t like him without his coffee.

Avengers alarm

If you can’t do it for yourself, do it for your cat.  Bingley needs his organic chum-chum.

cat alarm

You’ll never be Sherlock, but the least you can do is get your ass out of bed.

Funny Alarms - Sherlock

And if all else fails, just kill the snooze.

no snooze


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