Zombie Advice

Zombie Advice, possibly ill-titled, showcases the talents of two young women, Bree and Kim, who’ve been blessed with a vast wealth of wisdom.  They’ve taken their little gems of advice and used them to corral a ravenous following of wayward fans; fans they lovingly call their “zombies” (I believe this is something similar to what the Lady Gaga calls her fans — little monsters?).  These young women, though still apparently finding their way around their makeup drawers and hair dryers, are the epitome of savvy, aspiring businesswomen.  Yes, I must admit, I was disappointed by their advice on the consumption of brain delicacies — NEVER SERVE BRAIN ON A CEMENT FLOOR; PLEASE USE PROPER PLATING TECHNIQUES, YOU BUMBLING MAGGOTS!!!  …These ladies have still proven that finding one’s niche audience is the first step toward reaching your business goals!  Zombies sound very en vogue these days … I should really do more research into the etymology of the word.