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“The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do you know what this means, ladies?It means it’s time to strike!
That’s right; as shown in my Pick of the Week, “Women Don’t Drive,” why waste your time trying to operate a man-built and subsequently shoddy piece of machinery when you can use your own beautiful legs to carry yourself down the path to greatness? Leave the technological whosawhatsits to the lazy, good-for-nothing men who lack the vision and self-reliance necessary to succeed.
Going by foot — or bike! — not only helps beautify the environment, but also tones your legs (the better to “kick ass” with!).So go forth, ladies, and gracefully glide towards excellence.
