Which Unicorn Defines Your Style?

What style of unicorn are you?

The Preppercorn

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The Preppercorn loves all things preppy.  From sweater vests to jaunty ascots tied around her horn, this sophisticated unicorn has perfected the look of affluence-with-attitude.  Need outfit ideas for next week’s croquet party?  Just look to the Preppercorn; she’ll be happy to lend you her Ralph Lauren argyle sweater.

Little known fact:
 The Ralph Lauren logo is actually a polo player riding a unicorn.

The Unicottoncandycorn

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Love ruffles and everything pink?  You’re a Unicottoncandycorn, a glorious beast who exudes femininity without sacrificing unicornity.  Feeling a bit drab?  Boy problems?  Call up a Unicottoncandycorn and she’ll be right over, bedazzled horn and all, to braid your hair and discuss stallion troubles.

The Gothicorn

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Do you write somber non-rhyming poetry?  In the dark?  While listening to Nine Inch Nails?  While applying globs of black eyeliner?  Does no one understand you, goddamnit!?  Guess what?  The Gothicorn does!

She knows your deep sorrowful torment.  She knows it like the back of her black-lacquered hoof.  She sees through the lies of all the other phony-ponies.  She hated high school, too!  You guys can share Zoloft, swap facial piercings, and discuss the meaninglessness of everything.  “Life is pain” after all! 

The Couturacorn

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Are you too sexy?  
Too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan?  You’re a devout Neiman-Marcus-credit-card-carrying Couturacorn, you stylish gal!  Pricey fashions, coveted labels, and high heels are just the things for you.  You rock that Prada frock like a runway model.  But the Couturacorn’s got something those models lack: a Harry Winston encrusted horn and a whole lotta attitude.

Let’s face it.  You belong
on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, yeah…

The Spandexicorn

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Do you live for the burn?  Are sweatbands your favorite accessory?  Are you on an elliptical machine right now?  Then you’ve found a kindred spirit in the Spandexicorn.  The Spandexicorn is the ultimate feminine athlete.  She combines style and fitness; just check out those four rock hard calves.   Together, you ladies can jazzercise to the moons of Saturn and back sweating glitter and drinking lemon-lime Unicornade.

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What type of unicorn are you?  Wear it loud and proud with a t-shirt from the Comediva store!

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A native of Jacksonville, Florida, Kristen Bobst grew up a tomboy with two brothers, several unruly pets, and an overactive imagination. After surviving four years of Gossip Girl-style antics at a ritzy private high school, Kristen went on to the University of Florida (Go Gators!). Due to an uncanny Oscar Wilde obsession, she then traveled to Dublin to study Anglo-Irish Literature at Trinity College. Kristen recently completed the University of Southern California’s MFA program in Screenwriting. She still has an overactive imagination and several unruly pets. Candace Jade Lewis is a filmmaker, artist, and all around decent person. Following a dusty childhood in Rialto, California, Candace packed her comics, ink pens, and collection of antique bobbins to Chapman University's Dodge College of Film and Media Arts where she studied Film Production. In addition to her affinity for silent films and well made lemonade, Candace became known for her discerning eye and clever designs. After failing to gain recognition as an accordionist and migrant carnie, she is currently causing trouble in the cafes and side streets of greater Los Angeles. Comediva. Where the funny girls are.

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