a) …your wit and intellect.
b) …your loyalty and thoughtfulness.
c) …your badass scar and ability to win fist fights.
d) …your awesome six-pack. (It’s getting there!)
If you were an animal, you’d be…
a) …a golden retriever. Man’s best friend!
b) …a miniature puppy. The kind that Beverly Hills chicks carry in purses.
c) …a ferocious grizzly. To be feared on hiking trips.
d) …a deer. Majestic, but really self-aware.
People come to you for…
a) …general advice on life. You’re a great listener.
b) …relationship tips. You’re a great boyfriend.
c) …survival tips. You did, after all, kill a mountain lion with a pocket knife once.
d) …nutrition advice. You seem to know the protein content in everything edible.
You’re insecure about…
a) …whether or not your guests are having a good time.
b) …if you appear too clingy.
c) …if someone saw you get teary-eyed when you were remembering your grandpa and the fishing trips you used to take.
d) …whether other dudes think you’re macho.
Your favorite movie is…
a) Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. The man knows how to enjoy himself!
b) Princess Bride. Because it’s totally possible to be dashing and still romantic.
c) Roadhouse. Kicking some ASS and bangin’ the hot chick, classic Swayze! (Rambo is a close second, points off for lack of hot chicks.)
d) Top Gun. That volleyball scene has got some admirable pecs featured. What?
Your favorite pastime is…
a) …blogging about your recent culinary experiments.
b) …group dinners at Applebee’s with your gal and her friends.
c) …impromptu mixed martial arts bouts in the alley behind your favorite dive bar.
d) …getting shredded at the gym, duh!
A famous chick you most identify with would be…
a) Emma Stone. Cool, smart, and seems to have her shit together.
b) Jennifer Aniston. But why does she keep falling for the wrong guy?! Hang in there, Jen.
c) Uma Thurman in Kill Bill. Bet she got some badass scars from all that sword fighting.
d) Kim Kardashian, who recently said she’s “scared to death of cellulite” in an issue of US Weekly. Not like you read it or anything. It’s just what they had on the cardio machine…
If you got mostly “A,” you’re…
Frank, the “best friend guy”! As Frank, you are a great host and a natural born leader. You’re the one in charge of choosing activities or a place to eat when your other friends are indecisive. If this were The Goonies, you’d be Mikey, leading the pack, and reminding us that “this is our time.” You’re also looked to as a source of wisdom and advice, as you have a cool head and never rush to judgment.
If you got mostly “B,” you’re…
Steve, the “girlfriend guy”! As is obvious by the title, you’re way into your lady, and tend to hiberdate. It’s all your bros can do to wrest you from her loving arms for some quality guy time. You’re thoughtful, romantic, and sensitive, and are great fun at group games of charades (the two of you are unstoppable on game night!). Remember to give it a rest every now and then … you are your own person, independent of her, too!
If you got mostly “C,” you’re…
Ramon, the “tough guy”! You idolize James Dean and other classic manly figures, reveling in your natural manly scent, your rough and tumble ways, and your rugged good looks. Chicks usually dig you in spite of themselves, due to your crazy pheromone production. It does get a little oppressive to keep up the macho façade 24/7, so every now and then you let loose with a guy cry, usually in the shower, with Van Halen blasting.
If you got mostly “D,” you’re…
Bobby, the “body image guy”! You’re very much into your looks, investing lots of time and money into your body in a constant struggle to improve. You’re very insecure: constantly comparing yourself to other dudes, you require frequent reassurance that you look good. You also might be a little bit sexually confused. And that’s totally okay, just … come to terms with it.
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