The Divas are Comediva’s resident badass muses of comedy with their very own show. Each gal has her own comedy flavor and her own way of making you giggle. So which one of these kickass divas jives most with your style?
Find out by taking the quiz!
Your favorite book is…
a) Machiavelli’s The Prince
b) Pat the Bunny
c) The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test
d) The Communist Manifesto
e) Bridget Jones’ Diary
Your favorite movie is…
a) Network — you really relate to the “mad as hell” speech sometimes.
b) Babe
c) Die Hard
d) Che
e) Sleepless in Seattle
For your birthday, you…
a) Prepare an elegant tray of cupcakes for your guests, made from scratch with a few special ingredients: love and determination.
b) Host a party with your cat. There’s ice cream cake!!
c) Drink for free (this time) at the local dive bar and fuck Juan tres veces mas out back.
d) Commune with Mother Earth with a moonlight drum circle celebration.
e) Go to the hottest clubs with your two best friends (who are just a bit less attractive than you).
Your drink is…
a) Classic martini, with vermouth just spritzed in the glass. Gin, of course: people who serve vodka martinis are plebian TROLLS.
b) Shirley Temple.
c) Jack Daniels, neat.
d) Homebrewed tequila, from a flask.
e) Sex on the Beach.
Your ideal vacation is…
a) Two weeks in Paris learning the art of fine French baking — oui s’il vous plaît!
b) Disneyworld!!!
c) Booze cruise to Cabo.
d) An eco tour of the rainforest.
e) Singles retreat in the Bahamas.
Your hero is…
a) Sheryl Sandberg, Facebook COO.
b) Yamama, duh, silly!
c) The Big Lebowski
d) Dolores Huerta.
e) Samantha from Sex and the City.
Your goal in life…
a) Is to be named Forbes’ Top Most Successful Businessperson of 2015 and onward.
b) Find the right man for your cat.
c) Create your own brand of alcohol and retire early in the Bahamas.
d) Overthrow the oppressive male powers that be to create a new order of peace and world harmony.
e) Meet a hot rich doctor who’s really sexually adventurous and deeply generous.
If you got mostly “A,” you’re … Betty!
You have a thing for quirky, irreverent intellectual humor. You’re intelligent, have good taste, are a strong leader type and fiercely loyal to those near and dear to you. You’ve got great ambitions and the ability to achieve your goals. Just make sure you remember to take it easy on yourself every now and then … too much pressure leads to inopportune meltdowns.
If you got mostly “B,” you’re … Lucille!
You adore slapstick, vaudeville, and zany physical humor … and cute, cuddly cat videos. You’re sweet and innocent and though you enjoy a good slapstick joke, you don’t like intentional mean-spiritedness. You love making friends, think alcohol is very bad, and your grandma is your number one role model. You might benefit from loosening up a bit: there’re a lot more joys in the world for you to discover!
If you got mostly “C,” you’re … Shirley!
You’re surly and revel in lowbrow humor involving drinking, swearing or sex. You’re brassy, fun and no-holds barred. You’re the life of the party and never afraid to give your opinion, whether it’s asked for or not. You’ve done it all and seen it all, and it’s not all been pretty, but makes for some interesting stories. Sometimes it might pay off to know your boundaries a little more … before your liver gives out.
If you got mostly “D,” you’re … Frida!
You fight to bring political, culture-clash, feminist, highbrow humor to the masses. Watch out world: you’re about to start a revolution. You’re a one-woman army of righteous indignation: you’re ready to mix things up and take matters into your own hands. You’re a smart cookie, but are way more into taking action rather than remaining with your head in the books. Your passion often gets the best of you … take it easy and try to relax. The manifestos can wait a minute.
If you get mostly “E,” you’re … Katharine!
You like sex jokes, romantic comedies, and girly girl humor. You’re a girly girl sex kitten who knows how to work a room and get the guy she has her sights on. You strut your stuff and have no shame when it comes to flirting, but you probably wouldn’t fare too well if dropped in the Australian outback with only a knife and a bottle of water, or in an all-women’s college, for that matter. Next time you’re on your fifth consecutive night of man-hunting, opt instead for some Q.T. with a gal pal … you tend to forget they exist, too!
