Which Creature of the Night are You?

People say that you’re an excellent…
a.) athlete
b.) listener
c.) lover
d.) leader

Your kink is…
a.) always been a little curious about furries.
b.) really into fantasy/blindfolds.
c.) you like to get a little rough.
d.) you have a way easier time of things if you’ve had something to drink.

Your weak point is…
a.) your impulsive nature: sometimes you just don’t think before you act.
b.) you’re pretty much a pushover, and rarely stand up for yourself.
c.) you’re super-selfish.
d.) you spend a lot of time alone with your thoughts. Get out more.

When in your car, your radio’s bumpin…
a.) The classic rock station
b.) The indie rock college station
c.) That sexy ass mix you made
d.) NPR

Your personality is…
a.) a little bipolar
b.) introspective
c.) very charismatic
d.) enigmatic

Your favorite food is…
a.) Venison
b.) Angel Food cake
c.) Steak Tartare
d.) Escargot

Your wardrobe is…
a.) casual
b.) kind of old school
c.) perfectly tailored
d.) utilitarian

Your teen movie archetype would be...
a.) the drunk dude who wakes up naked on a roof
b.) the awkward shy girl
c.) the Casanova, older guy
d.) the scheming, queen bee

If you got mostly “A,” you’re a Werewolf!
Impulsive, passionate and in touch with your physical side, you’ve always known there’s a little bit of a beast inside of you, and every once in a while, it’s got to come out in full force. This generally translates to you going on a massive bender after many weeks of good behavior. Be careful though: most werewolves wind up killing innocent people they don’t know about, and you don’t want to wind up with VD in a Vegas drunk tank. Keep a drug-free friend on speed dial as your silver bullet.

If you got mostly “B,” you’re a Ghost!
Perhaps you’re a lost soul, or a vengeful spirit. The fact is, you’re all concept, no body. You spend a lot of time in your head, feeling wistful and nostalgic, and while you’re filled with strong feelings, you don’t seem fully able to express them publicly. Of course, every once in a while you’ll rattle some walls, but stand up for yourself! Enough of this emo passive-aggressive shit, get those feelings out and get on with it.

If you got mostly “C,” you’re a Vampire!
Famous for their powers of seduction, vampires are sexy beasts. You’ve got your game on nearly 100 percent of the time: you dress well, you’re charming, and most people fall at your feet for that reason. But don’t be a dick: vamps suck the life out of the nice folks they’re around, so try and be a little bit more considerate. Just because you CAN, doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

If you got mostly “D,” you’re a Sorcerer!
So any P.C. person will tell you that witches are peaceful pagans, but we all know there are some badass bitches out there conjuring the dark arts, and you’ve got a little of that secretly brewin’ inside. You’re manipulative and intelligent, and know how to use knowledge to get your way. Problem is, you always rely on your magic and brews for your power, and don’t trust yourself to get along without them. Get out of your head (and out of your basement) every once and a while!