Your personality can best described as…
a) …carefree but a little spaced out.
b) …moody and complex, but intriguing.
c) …Fun and easy-going.
d) …brooding and understated.
e) …strongly opinionated.
Fashion-wise, you…
a) …enjoy the sporty beach feel.
b) …rock Bohemian chic/vintage gear.
c) …have a classic sense of style.
d) …have a mostly black wardrobe.
e) …might shop at Anthropologie.
One criticism of you is
a) …you’ve got no filter.
b) …you’re a bit dense.
c) …you’re a little slutty… go down a little too easily.
d) …you’re a little thick-headed.
e) …you come on WAY too strong.
Your outlook on life…
a) …is pretty upbeat.
b) …focuses on the sweeter side of things.
c) …is all about going with the flow.
d) …is a little downtrodden.
e) …is pretty cynical.
If you were a food, you’d be…
a) …an orange.
b) …a nice brisket.
c) …pizza.
d) …dark chocolate.
e) …a strong cheese.
If you were a superhero, your go-to weapon/power would be…
a) …invisibility.
b) … glamouring your prey.
c) …pulling a seamless con job.
d) …smoke screen.
e) …super strength.
Your favorite kind of music…
a) …is Dave Matthews Band.
b) …is some hip indie grooves.
c) …is Classic Rock.
d) …is 80s New Wave/Emo.
e) …is aggressive alt rock.
If you got mostly “A,” you’re a Hefeweizen!
A great summer beer, Hefeweizen is easy to drink and decently alcoholic. It’s an unfiltered wheat beer, which gives it a hazy appearance, and is generally served with a nice slice of citrus. As a person, you’re happy-go-lucky and fun-loving, but a little on the zoney side, so while your friends love you, they probably won’t call you first in times of need. You probably love smoking weed, too. But that’s cool. Just focus up every once in a while.
If you got mostly “B,” you’re a Belgium style Ale!
This beer’s are strong in flavor and alcohol, yet often a bit sweet and seductively drinkable in their lack of hopsy bitterness. Order a Chimay or Delirium Tremens at the bar and, though it will cost a few bucks more, before you know it, you’ll be floating in an alternate universe. As a person, you’re trendy, intense, and poetic. You have good, eclectic taste and opt for the path less taken. You’re unconventionally classy, and have a mysterious allure. People take their time with you… you demand it.
If you got mostly “C,” you’re a Pilsner!
This drinkable beer is light in color, lower in alcohol and hops, but has a decent dose of bitterness at the finish. It’s a safe bet for a tasty and refreshing mug, and won’t overwhelm lighter dishes. Personality-wise, you’re an easy-going type that gets along with all kinds of people, which makes you incredibly popular. You’re not much for conflict, and like everyone to get along. If you’d nut up every once in a while and got a little bit more ballsy, you’d be a Märzen.
If you got mostly “D,” you’re a Stout!
Dark in color, thick in head, low in effervescence and strong in taste, stouts are a mellow but powerful beer with a niche audience. You’re definitely not huge on the party scene, but intrigue with your mysterious appeal and understated presence. You’re the kind of person who’ll sit silently during a conversation and then say the perfect one liner and then leave the room. Stouts are not the kind of beer to get chugged, and you’re not the kind of person who whores themselves out on facebook.
If you got mostly “E,” you’re an IPA!
India Pale Ales are super popular in the American craft brewing scene, but are not for the faint of heart. High in hops, bitterness, alcohol and flavor impact, they command respect and attention. You’re probably a little bit of an intellectual elitist, and are outspoken in your opinions, and tend to dominate conversations. Lots of people love you, but the people you rub the wrong way avoid you at all costs. Take a cue from Pilsner and let someone else steer the convo once in a while.
