I have heard about and experienced firsthand the nightmare that is internet dating. It seems the internet is a breeding ground for perverts, douche bags, and mental pygmies. I would be remiss if I did not share these experiences with all of you Comedivas. Yes, these are real conversations.
Third Time’s a Charm
PersistentPenis: hi MissAnthropic: Sup. PersistentPenis: you have got a nice breast MissAnthropic: Just one nice breast? The other one isn’t so great? That’s good to know. PersistentPenis: what do u do in ur life sweetie MissAnthropic: I have already spoken to you and politely asked you to stop contacting me two or three times. PersistentPenis: so what baby MissAnthropic: So… if you didn’t get the first three hints, leave me alone. Your advances are unwelcome. PersistentPenis: I want to see your breast I want put my dik in them MissAnthropic: Well, as soon as you can find it, let me know. From your photo it appears you probably haven’t seen it in years with that preggo belly. PersistentPenis: I found it when can we meet I want to tak you ouft PersistentPenis: hello! baby! PersistentPenis: hello… PersistentPenis: bitch