BigDong88: hey
MissAnthropic: Oh … great. This ought to be good.
BigDong88: how are u. ur pretty
MissAnthropic: I’m great. Thanks.
BigDong88: what u doing
BigDong88: i love ur eyes
MissAnthropic: I am working from home, and thank you. Flattery will get you everywhere.
BigDong88: how so
MissAnthropic: It’s just a saying that means I like compliments.
BigDong88: np
BigDong88: i love ur lips
MissAnthropic: Thanks again.
BigDong88: what are u doing after ur done working
MissAnthropic: Well, considering the fact that it’s after midnight, I will probably be heading to bed.
BigDong88: we should get naughty I can come to you
MissAnthropic: Um … or we could not.
BigDong88: y not. You are preety hot
MissAnthropic: So being relatively attractive is an automatic indicator that I am interested in dropping everything to have an internet dude come to my house for random sex?
BigDong88: Im packin down below.
MissAnthropic: Your handle implies that. I really think I will pass. As tempting as it sounds, no thank you. Besides, I’m about 10 years older than you, but I’m sure if you contact enough girls on here, you’ll find at least one desperate one.
BigDong88: I like older girls
BigDong88: more mature smart and sexual
MissAnthropic: I agree, but I’m still not interested.
BigDong88: your making my day
MissAnthropic: How so? By denying you?
BigDong88: cuz ur sexy and a cougar
MissAnthropic: I think you have to be over 40 to be a cougar. I’m pretty sure I would be considered a Puma.
BigDong88: well whtaver
BigDong88: ur still a little older than me
BigDong88: and thats hot
BigDong88: ya thats perfect
BigDong88: do u have roommates
BigDong88: I want to cum over and see you
MissAnthropic: No.
BigDong88: I jerking off on my pillo
MissAnthropic: And from the sound of it, that’s about all the action you will ever get. Have fun sleeping in your shame.