Web Creeper of the Week: Take a Hint

Take a Hint

Stalkerish: Hello, gorgeous. How are you? I would really like to get to know you better. Hope to hear from you!

Stalkerish: Hi angel. You have never written me back? I will continue to try my best to get your attention. I am a big fan of chivalry and love to court a lady. Can’t wait to meet you. If only you will right me back!

Stalkerish: So sorry my courting you had to stop for a couple of days, I have been swamped at work. Guess that’s why I get paid well?? But damn, crazy at my job lately!! I hope all is well with you, you will not leave my thoughts. Don’t know if it the anticipation of wanting to meet you or the frustration of you not contacting me at all??? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Either way, here I am thinking you are more gorgeous every time I see your profile!!!! Just wanted to let you know, you are under my skin, in my head, butterflies dancing on my heart because I want to meet you!!! TTYS Okay

Stalkerish: I am going to a high school reunion thing this Saturday, would you like to go with me?? PLEASE!!!!!!

Stalkerish: PLEASE!!!!

MissAnthropic: Good Lord. How many messages are you going to send me? How many more am I going to have to ignore before you get the hint. I am out of town this weekend, so thanks, but no thanks.

Stalkerish: I was not counting, but it is obvious; that I do want to get to know you!!!! Let’s go out somewhere right now!!!!

MissAnthropic: Yes, it is quite obvious…that I need to request a restraining order. Do not contact me again. Freak.

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Candi Leigh is a writer from Las Vegas, NV who has published columns with RidersReview Magazine. Most days she can be found staring absently at her laptop screen or out drinking at the bar, pen and notebook tucked into her bag, unused. She is mostly just a mean-spirited individual that takes pleasure is being nasty to people (read: honest) and has somehow made a career out of it. Her hobbies include scaring small children, sexually harassing men, making phallic symbols out of found objects, offending old people and swearing like a sailor.

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3 comments

Katey BrightApril 29, 2011 at 7:54 PM

Please tell me that these are their real photos. Also, please tell me that there are some guys who contact you who AREN’T creepy.

ECApril 27, 2011 at 12:24 AM

Miss Anthropic, you have some luck with the man-types! Maybe you should’ve given this guy a chance! After all, you are dancing around in his mind with butterflies and whatnot!

Linda Y. ChavezApril 26, 2011 at 9:34 PM

::shivers::

Go away, stalker boys.

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