Web Creeper of the Week: Soy Cochino

Soy Cochino

Puto69: hi

MissAnthropic: Good Lord. How many times are you going to message me “hi?”

Puto69: 😉

Puto69: how r u

MissAnthropic: I was great until you bombarded me with hellos.

Puto69: sorry

Puto69: trying to get your attention

MissAnthropic: Plus, I thought you would have something much more riveting to say besides “how are you” after that.

Puto69: like what

Puto69: beautifull eyes…….

Puto69: I like your beautifull face

MissAnthropic: Christ, you are annoying. Your profile is especially obnoxious. Learn to spell! No estoy interesante. Adios.

Puto69: why? internet whore

MissAnthropic: Says the guy who lists his interests as “pinocha and culo.”

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Candi Leigh is a writer from Las Vegas, NV who has published columns with RidersReview Magazine. Most days she can be found staring absently at her laptop screen or out drinking at the bar, pen and notebook tucked into her bag, unused. She is mostly just a mean-spirited individual that takes pleasure is being nasty to people (read: honest) and has somehow made a career out of it. Her hobbies include scaring small children, sexually harassing men, making phallic symbols out of found objects, offending old people and swearing like a sailor.

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2 comments

Linda Y. ChavezApril 7, 2011 at 11:52 PM

Yay, Miss Anthropic to the rescue once again! Tell it, girl.

NicoleApril 5, 2011 at 9:35 PM

Hahahahaha, I love how these guys try to burn you when you tell them they’re creepy and you nail them EVERYTIME! Keep it up, these pervs need to be called out! Miss Anthropic you rule!

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