I have heard about and experienced firsthand the nightmare that is internet dating. It seems the internet is a breeding ground for perverts, douche bags, and mental pygmies. I would be remiss if I did not share these experiences with all of you Comedivas. Yes, these are real conversations.
Romance at Its Finest
PrinceCharming: how ru?
MissAnthropic: I am great. How are you?
PrinceCharming: im up early for work but too horny lol
MissAnthropic: Um. Wow, thanks for sharing.
PrinceCharming: vary hard & thick here….u cum good lately?
MissAnthropic: Jesus. I don’t know what is more disturbing…your overshare on the nature and condition of your penis, or your poor spelling.
PrinceCharming: im sorry maybe u dont get that horny somedays
MissAnthropic: You signed up for a dating site so you could instant message strangers and talk about your wiener?
PrinceCharming: I was hoping you could help me out.
MissAnthropic: Chivalry is not dead! If I was there, I would definitely help you out.
PrinceCharming: How would you do that??
MissAnthropic: I would smother you with a pillow until you took your last breath.
PrinceCharming: That is really hot what would you be wearing wile you were doing that
MissAnthropic: Ugh. I’m going now. Perv.
PrinceCharming: Send a picture of your tits
PrinceCharming: Hello?
PrinceCharming: Why are you ignoring me?
Hahahahahaha NICE!