Web Creeper of the Week: Romance at Its Finest


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have heard about and experienced firsthand the nightmare that is internet dating.  It seems the internet is a breeding ground for perverts, douche bags, and mental pygmies.  I would be remiss if I did not share these experiences with all of you Comedivas.  Yes, these are real conversations.
 

Romance at Its Finest

romance-at-its-finestPrinceCharming:  how ru?

MissAnthropic:  I am great. How are you?

PrinceCharming:  im up early for work but too horny lol

MissAnthropic:  Um. Wow, thanks for sharing.

PrinceCharming:  vary hard & thick here….u cum good lately?

MissAnthropic:  Jesus. I don’t know what is more disturbing…your overshare on the nature and condition of your penis, or your poor spelling.

PrinceCharming:  im sorry maybe u dont get that horny somedays

MissAnthropic:  You signed up for a dating site so you could instant message strangers and talk about your wiener?

PrinceCharming:  I was hoping you could help me out.

MissAnthropic:  Chivalry is not dead! If I was there, I would definitely help you out.

PrinceCharming:  How would you do that??

MissAnthropic:  I would smother you with a pillow until you took your last breath.

PrinceCharming:  That is really hot what would you be wearing wile you were doing that

MissAnthropic:  Ugh. I’m going now. Perv.

PrinceCharming:  Send a picture of your tits

PrinceCharming:  Hello?

PrinceCharming:  Why are you ignoring me? 

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