Twinkie: hi MissAnthropic: yo
Twinkie: can I ask you for some advice?
MissAnthropic: what advice do you want
Twinkie: last night i sort of hooked up with a guy
MissAnthropic: So? You put your P in his B?
Twinkie: so i never did anything like that before.
Twinkie: no.
Twinkie: its a long story but ill give u the gist of it
MissAnthropic: Then what does “hook up” mean?
Twinkie: it was a party that we went to at this frat house. but they have this crossdresser theme. even though not everyone did it. but i let my friends amy and britt talk me into letting them dress me up as a chick.
Twinkie: and it was a good time. and toward the end up the night, we all headed back to our dorms and these three guys came along too.
Twinkie: and we were all just hanging out at my dorm because i had some drinks by my place. and then amy and the guy she was talking to were leaving. and then britt and her guy were leaving, and they left me alone with one of the guys
Twinkie: and as soon as she shuts the door he starts kissing me.
MissAnthropic: So you like the cock. No big deal. Lots of people do.
Twinkie: well i tried pushing him away and then he just started kissing my neck and i just gave in. it just kind of happened
MissAnthropic: So what advice do you want? You want to know if you should start buying pastels and learning show tunes?
Twinkie: i dont know. i just cant believe it even happened. we did more than just kiss…
Twinkie: do u think this means im gay? for real?
MissAnthropic: No, you probably are just selfish. You love the P and the V.
Twinkie: i dont know if im selfish im just dumb and didnt say no
MissAnthropic: Well, I’m sorry you got prison bitched.
Twinkie: i didnt have sex with him i gave him head though
MissAnthropic: Wow. All this to a stranger.
Twinkie: yeah why id rather tell a stranger then someone i know.
MissAnthropic: Is this your way of picking up chicks? To tell them that you suck dick?
Twinkie: why would that even work? plus ur far from me. im in chicago
MissAnthropic: It wouldn’t. That’s my point. Okay… so why am I the lucky recipient of this confession?
Twinkie: honestly. ur not the only. i emailed like 15 people but no one replies i was just looking for someone to talk to
MissAnthropic: Your health care plan probably can provide you with someone a little better qualified.
Twinkie: i dont know about that. i think the insurance i have through school is kind of crappy
MissAnthropic: Have you been hanging around a lot of gay folk? I’ve heard it’s contagious.
Twinkie: no
MissAnthropic: Did you have a gay teacher in school? I’ve heard that they can turn their students gay…
Twinkie: i dont even know what i was thinking no. lol. are you being serious?
MissAnthropic: Yes. I learned that in church. You may be going to Hell.
Twinkie: really
MissAnthropic: I can probably save you. Do you want to go to this special camp with me?
Twinkie: what camp?
Twinkie: i cant believe i gave him head. now every time i see him, hes going to be thinking oh yeah u sucked my dick or soething like that
MissAnthropic: He probably will… because you did.
Twinkie: i know.
MissAnthropic: Wow, are you really this dumb?
Twinkie: yeah
MissAnthropic: Don’t just go blowing people.
Twinkie: i know.
MissAnthropic: You might get pregnant.
Twinkie: i think ur messing with me now
