Web Creeper of the Week: Mr. Muffstache

Mr. Muffstache

Pornostache66:  I know you are not looking for a man like me since I did not hear back from you, but do you have a friend/relative looking for an educated, upscale, tall, handsome, slim and fit, well dressed and sometimes a good cook kind of man? I am 40/6’3”/175#, MBA graduate and Mechanical Engineer. As the MasterCard commercial says: Brand New House…One Million Dollar, New Mercedes S500…$100,000, New Range Rover…$80,000, Armani Suit…$2,000, Rolex Watch…$10,000, Finding a good man…Priceless Keep me posted if you think of a smart slim slender thin trim petite fit woman with class and a sense of fashion looking for a great man. A stay at home wife/soccer mom wanna be will be a plus, but if she wants to work she can always run one of my businesses. It’s easier to schedule trips and travel when only one mate works. Best of luck with your ad. 

MissAnthropic:  How do you know what I am looking for? Are you telepathic? 

Pornostache66:  No, I am not, but since you did not reply to my previous message, I know you are not interested in a man like me, therefore, not looking for a man like me. 

MissAnthropic:  Well, I will give you a hint. I don’t know anyone who likes a mustache. It ages you and makes you look like either a pedophile or a 70’s porn star. Just sayin’. 

Pornostache66:  I shaved of while back. Keep me posted if you think of someone looking for a man like me, we will invite you to the wedding. 

MissAnthropic:  I have better things to do than play matchmaker for a complete stranger. Good luck. 

Pornostache66:  you may want to correct your profile then… you are not a nurturer… you need to do a better job on how to improve yourself, you are the type of person that will not help the old lady cross the street unless you profit from it.. you need to highlight that you are a bitch…. 

MissAnthropic:  The fact that you compare yourself to an old lady crossing the street is hilarious to me. That’s pretty pathetic on so many levels.  I am a nurturer, just not to old douche bags I do not know in the slightest. I am all of a sudden a bitch because I don’t have the time to find you a date?  Take your charity case elsewhere, Mister. If you can’t get laid on an internet dating website, then I would say you’re fucked. Or should I say NOT fucked. 

Pornostache66:  The fact that you think that I would compare to an old lady is very disturbing…but we all are laughing ….dont forget to take your medication…hahahahahahahahaha …And yes, I know you get fucked all the time, women like you is all they do……But the worthiness of a woman is not on how many they fuck her, but on if she can keep one……Good luck with that…if your best friend is a dog, you probably love it doggie style right? ……hahahahahahahahaha ….women have an expiration date, I doubt you will ever have a family, a house, a husband… 

MissAnthropic:  You might want to work on your insults because you are not witty in the slightest. In fact, half of that didn’t even make sense. You reek of desperation. (And probably Old Spice.) I am not the one begging strangers to find me a date on the internet.

Pornostache66:  Slut.

MissAnthropic:  It must be horrible for your ego to be turned down by a slut with an expiration date.

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