Master Debater?
Wacker69: Wow, you are very attractive. Would you like to share in some masturbation fantasies?
MissAnthropic: Sure. You go first.
Wacker69: I like to kiss a woman all over her body…starting with her face
MissAnthropic: I like to put on the tallest, sexiest boots I have…..
Wacker69: and rub them up and down my stomach?
MissAnthropic: and then round kick you in the balls. Pervert. Go to a porn site.
Thanks, But No Thanks
watergun101: id fuck u
MissAnthropic: Nice picture.
watergun101: thnaks u r hott urself
MissAnthropic: Do you walk around with your shirt off a lot?
watergun101: no. but ill take it all off for u
watergun101: but u gotta do the same
MissAnthropic: Um, I think I will pass. Clearly with your choice of opening line to me, you have the mental capacity of a horny sixteen-year-old.
MissAnthropic: Do all the women swoon at this online pick-up line? I just don’t see it
working too well.
MissAnthropic: I’ll take the lack of response as a no.
watergun101: go find a date u whore. i mean u r on this site for a reason. cuz u cant get any guy to like u in person cuz ur so fuckin annoying now i know y u hav no guy to like u. shit…..go fuck urslef or fuck off!!!
MissAnthropic: Sooooo…… you don’t want to have sex with me anymore then?
watergun101: no cuz u wont let me.
watergun101: would u let me?
MissAnthropic: If you can tell me what the square root of pi is, I’ll consider it.
watergun101: haha its too long nd no one has figued it out
MissAnthropic: Wrong. It’s 1.77245385. I mean, really, you could have Googled it.
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I love it! And I love her. She’s amazing.
Who doesn’t Google? What cretaceous pond are you dragging these boys from?
Shocked every single time.