Top 7 T.V. DILFs

Far too often on T.V. we see ridiculously good looking moms taking care of their families and putting up with their not as equally good looking husbands. Heck, these moms even ended up with a sweet name… MILFs! So, to try and even it up a bit we searched for the best-looking daddies out there so ladies can enjoy the same primetime erotic viewing pleasures as men. We give you, DILFs!

Phil Dunphy

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Phil loves to bring in the laughs in Modern Family, even if most of the laughs are at him. For a man who lacks a lot of common manly traits, Phil lacks nothing in personality and good looks. Oh Phil… always clumsy, always caring, always a super hottie.

Don Draper

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Sure, Mad Men‘s Don Draper may not be the best father figure, or businessman, or friend, or husband… Okay, what’s important here is that Don Draper is a dad… a very hot dad that we’d all like to — you know.

Jack Donaghy

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NBC wouldn’t be able to function without Jack’s brilliant and at most times, inane business tactics on 30 Rock. That said, we’re not quite sure how Jack’s baby functions with daddy being at the office so much but we’re not about to let that get in the way. Poor us another scotch, DILF!

Louie

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Louie is the most honest portrayal of fatherhood on TV right now. Louie also happens to be a comedian, divorced, and unlucky in love. Despite the absurd and grotesque jokes about Louie’s very own man parts, we’d be willing to give this adorable, closet-softie the loving he deserves.

Jim Halpert

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We were all Team Jim from the start — cheering him on during his quest for Pam the receptionist in The Office. Now that he’s finally won her love, AND knocked her up… TWICE, we’re eager to have that dreamy, fertile, mop-head all to ourselves!

Dexter
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It’s said that a mysterious man is sexy. We say that a mysterious serial killer is UBER sexy. Okay, not so much the killing part, but he is a vigilante. A single hot dad who can raise a child AND rid the town of pesky crime ridden bad guys — come to momma!

Noah Puckerman

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Don’t think we forgot about the time Puck got Quinn preggers and put that beautiful teen offspring up for adoption! On Glee, Puck can do a lot of things, but apparently raising that baby wasn’t one of them. Well, school’s out now so here’s to hoping we’re one of those things Puck can do!

So, who’s your favorite DILF? 

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Lisa was born and raised in the suburbs of Chicago where she developed an early admiration of deep dish pizza, sausage, and Da Bears. Shortly after graduating from DePaul University, she decided to pack up and drive across the country to live in LA with her boyfriend and his two friends - because that's what responsible, educated, sensible women do. When Lisa isn't writing & performing comedy, analyzing television shows, or attempting to stay in shape, she spends her time emailing her mother all the reasons why she should still love her. Comediva. Where the funny girls are.

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