Will her body stay vicious? We don’t know! Fergie’ll have to fight the tabloids on that one. What we do know, though, is that the new mom-to-be has a bun in the oven, and the lyrics to that baby’s lullabies are burning up Fergie’s lips. She’s written up the songs faster than Josh Duhamel can say “affair with stripper” (sorry, we’re trying to let him live that one down, but it’s SO HARD!).
Ladies and Black Eyed Peas, we present you with Fergie’s baby lullabies. We hope the mini Dutchess (or Duke) will enjoy them as much as mommy enjoys pretending she’s from outer space.
1. Boobylicious
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I’m Boobylicious
(Milk’s delicious)
My body stay nutritious
I be pumping for him
Just workin’ in the kitchen
Babe’s my witness
(Ooh wee)
I put my baby on suck suck
And they be filling up the pump
With the breast milk I got
(Bottle, bib, pump, uno)
So delicious
(It’s steamed hot)
So delicious
(I put my baby on suck suck)
So delicious
(Baby wants a taste of the milk I got)
I’m Boobylicious
Burp burp burp burp burp up, shake it out
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want milk
Honey, please be patient
Cry then you’ll get a taste
Of my tasty, tasty
I’ll be lact–lactating
It’s so tasty, tasty
It’ll make you healthy
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, let’s practice spelling
M, to the I, to the L-K-E-Y, that milk so tasty
D, to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S
To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the
Hit it Baby & Fergie!
2. Big Kids Don’t Cry
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La da da da
The smell of your spit up lingers on me now
Food’s probably on its way to your diaper, wow
I need some shelter of my own protection, Baby
To cry by myself and center
Can you please… give me privacy
I hope you grow, I hope you grow
So I don’t have to clean after you
It’s parental, myself and I
We’ve got a strong gag reflex, who knew?
And I’m gonna miss you as a baby so cute with your blanket
But I’m looking forward to post-preschool life
It’s time to be a big kid now
And big kids don’t cry
Don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t cry
The messy path you’re walkin’, you must go alone
I must take a step back ’til you’re full grown, full grown
Fairy tales don’t always have a clean baby, do they?
And I foresee your daddy changing diapers, hey
3. Cradle Bridge
Oh nap!
Oh nap!
Oh nap!
(Are you ready for blankie?)
Oh nap!
Oh! It’s me, Mommy
The imp, Bebito!
Fergie Ferg, what’s up mommy?
Come on!
When I come to nap time step aside
(Oh nap!)
Part the pages, put that book on rewind
(Oh nap!)
Gold Bassinet ’cause my baby gotta shine
(Oh nap!)
I’m Fergie Ferg and me rock you long time
(Oh nap!)
All the blankets, tuck me in, gimme more
(Oh nap!)
Snuggle up, put me down, gonna snore
(Oh nap!)
Mr. Sandman be dancin’ like a ho
(Oh nap!)
In your dreams baby Fergz, to sleep you go!
(Oh nap!)
How come every time you yawn when I’m around
Your Cradle Cradle Bridge need to be put down like
Cradle Cradle Cradle, put you down like
Cradle Cradle Cradle, put you down like
Oh nap!
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Love this? Check out Adele’s lullaby album, too!
