Even being a little drunk and high, I couldn’t make it through this video. “Touch my bum. This is Life.” An actual quote from this video. Let me get to the real reason I hate this video. NOTHING freaks me out more than identical twins. I’m telling you, they are a birth defect. Just like gingers, which is exactly why I ODed after watching “The Parent Trap.” Identical twin gingers?! F*ckin’ come on.
This is the problem with the internet, everyone thinks that they are talented. Just ’cause you’ve got a nice ass, a video camera and shiny hot pants, doesn’t mean you’re a star. In order to make life in this world more bearable, I have created a drinking game for, well, everything.
Here are the rules for “The Cheeky Song” drinking game:
1) Every time there is a close-up of an ass, take a shot.
2) Every time you see men wearing MC Hammer pants, take a shot.
3) Every time they say the word “cheeky,” take a shot.
4) Every time you see yourself in this video, punch yourself.
Firstly, I’m glad I didn’t play that drinking game because I’d probably get alcohol poisoning before they brought out the bubble guns. (Bubble guns?!) Secondly, one thing that wasn’t mentioned: having a nice ass doesn’t make up for having bad teeth. (I know I’d choose straight teeth over a nice ass)
That video’s… wow. Crazy.