Mommy Says: The 1%

Mommy's daughter Kimmy could learn a thing or two from Martha Stewart, prison-wise.

Mommy Says: In Laws

When it comes to dealing with the in-laws, always get the upper hand.

In a rut? GET THE HELL OUT OF IT!

The more languages you know, the more ways you know how to say the "F" word.

Not everybody have something going on.

You no need boypriend!

Hitler was a bad man, probably worst there is. Except Kim Jong Il. So sometimes Korean can be bad too.

Nobody likes shy people, they weird eeeeverybody else out!

You cause enough drama with your grade!