Designer Babies For Everyone!
Imagine not having to devote a year of your life to leg-lengthening surgeries or write yet another My Summer Vacation Nose Job essay.
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Bridesmaids Relief Act
It's high-time Congress pass some legislation to relieve bridesmaids!
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TECH REPORT: Millions of consumers abandon #hashtag for backslash
SAN FRANCISCO— Sources confirmed Monday that millions of online users are becoming obsessed with emerging metadata symbol, the backslash ...
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Misogynist Ryan Gosling
What if misogynists discovered Ryan Gosling before feminists did?
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Narwhal Nietzsche: Human
Friedrich Nietzsche, everyone’s favorite existentialist, wakes up to find he’s been ...
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Ellen’s Presidential Cabinet
After making a glorious comeback, the one and only Ellen DeGeneres is once again one of ...
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Narwhal Nietzsche: Abyss
Friedrich Nietzsche, everyone’s favorite existentialist, wakes up to find he’s been ...
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Narwhal Nietzsche: Cod
Friedrich Nietzsche, everyone’s favorite existentialist, wakes up to find he’s been ...
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Zooey Deschanel’s Presidential Cabinet
With her adorkable charm and sweet tunes, The New Girl's Zooey Deschanel should really ...
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