Mommy Says: The 1%

Mommy's daughter Kimmy could learn a thing or two from Martha Stewart, prison-wise.

Mommy Says: It Gets Better

Mommy knows best, especially when it comes to gender issues.

The more languages you know, the more ways you know how to say the "F" word.

Mommy and Olivia Newton John have only one thing in common, they both like to get PHYSICAL!

So where's the gift? Gift is free!