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Shit Wookies Say

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Thanks to Chescaleigh's "Shit White Girls Say... to Black Girls," Lucille finally understands racism! Sort of!

Head-Diva Betty Krueger has some "friendly" and "inspirational" words of advice for you this holiday season, as prompted by one A ...

Lucille finally understands the purpose of her Yamama's "lovely" moo-moo. And the importance of abstinence.

It takes a lot of hard work and determination to be a comedian. Here's a behind the scenes look at how to be funny even if you have a p$ssy!

Shirley takes Joyful Julie's words to heart, and finds a way to release some of her pent-up aggression.

Betty's Pick stirs up all sorts of emotions. And probably derails all of the CEO's court-ordered progress.

Shirley finally found a cat video that speaks to her. So. F*cking. Much.