It’s January, and dance junkies hungering for a new helping of pop-culture reality deliciousness are licking their lips as season 9 of So You Think You Can Dance begins auditions.
But not so appetizing is the news that SYTYCD‘s results show has been shown the door. “And don’t let it hit you in the ass on the way out,” they said. Okay, maybe they didn’t go so far as saying that to Nigel Lythgoe, the show’s producer, but the change has left fans and dance lovers at Comediva a bit miffed and fearing a cancellation sometime in the future.
We think that calls for a classic Mary Murphy scream of terror, don’t you?
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(Oh, is she not terrified when she does that?)
But instead of cutting the results show, or the show entirely, we suggest that FOX and SYTYCD cut the extra show fat not in performances but in guest judges. And if they really want to see ratings skyrocket, add the guest judges that will leave everyone drooling for more.
Give ‘Em the Boot!
ROBIN ANTIN
Robin Antin created the Pussycat Dolls. She also created a whole new face in the past decade, apparently. (B-Burn! Sorry, girl.) Okay, plastic surgery happens, especially in this great land of La-La. We know, we don’t judge. But how are we supposed to decipher whether or not you enjoyed a performance if the corners of your mouth can’t do anything other than sinisterly curl upward for eternity?
KATIE HOLMES
Poor, poor Katie. Sentenced to a life of Scientology, baby-making, and lesbian love without the fun parts. Is it lesbian love if you’re married to Tom Cruise? Somehow, that made sense to us. Katie, honey, we commend your dance efforts and think dance should be a part of everybody’s lives! But, we shouldn’t be forced to watch you perform a whole number on live national television just because your Tom’s girl. P.S. Grow a pair of ovaries and let the kids know they effed up a pirouette or two. They’ll live.
CARMEN ELECTRA
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS
Hire ‘Em!
JANE LYNCH
HUGH JACKMAN
HEATHER MORRIS
RYAN GOSLING
Bring ‘Em Back! (HONORABLE MENTIONS)
JESSE TYLER FERGUSON
LADY GAGA
But not so appetizing is the news that SYTYCD‘s results show has been shown the door. “And don’t let it hit you in the ass on the way out,” they said. Okay, maybe they didn’t go so far as saying that to Nigel Lythgoe, the show’s producer, but the change has left fans and dance lovers at Comediva a bit miffed and fearing a cancellation sometime in the future.
We think that calls for a classic Mary Murphy scream of terror, don’t you?
[sz-youtube url=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxE3gc2MQMU” /]
(Oh, is she not terrified when she does that?)
But instead of cutting the results show, or the show entirely, we suggest that FOX and SYTYCD cut the extra show fat not in performances but in guest judges. And if they really want to see ratings skyrocket, add the guest judges that will leave everyone drooling for more.
Give ‘Em the Boot!
ROBIN ANTIN
Robin Antin created the Pussycat Dolls. She also created a whole new face in the past decade, apparently. (B-Burn! Sorry, girl.) Okay, plastic surgery happens, especially in this great land of La-La. We know, we don’t judge. But how are we supposed to decipher whether or not you enjoyed a performance if the corners of your mouth can’t do anything other than sinisterly curl upward for eternity?
KATIE HOLMES
Poor, poor Katie. Sentenced to a life of Scientology, baby-making, and lesbian love without the fun parts. Is it lesbian love if you’re married to Tom Cruise? Somehow, that made sense to us. Katie, honey, we commend your dance efforts and think dance should be a part of everybody’s lives! But, we shouldn’t be forced to watch you perform a whole number on live national television just because your Tom’s girl. P.S. Grow a pair of ovaries and let the kids know they effed up a pirouette or two. They’ll live.
CARMEN ELECTRA
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS
Hire ‘Em!
JANE LYNCH
HUGH JACKMAN
HEATHER MORRIS
RYAN GOSLING
Bring ‘Em Back! (HONORABLE MENTIONS)
JESSE TYLER FERGUSON
LADY GAGA
Fun fact: Heather Morris actually auditioned one year for SYTYCD.