Leo [July 23 – Aug. 22]: There is an imbalance in your life lately, but remember, as with the side ponytail and the off-the-shoulder sweatshirt, sometimes asymmetry can work to your advantage.

Virgo [Aug. 23 – Sept. 22]: When life slaps you in the face, slap it right back… like a slap bracelet! Libra [Sept. 23 – Oct. 22]: You’re down with OPP, but not everybody else is, so watch out, before Things That Make You Say Hmm get you into trouble… that girl is poison. Scorpio [Oct. 23 – Nov. 21]: To help you with your huge workload this week, you are going to invent a girl robot, who won’t really help that much with your workload, but will sure make for some good twenty minute anecdotes. Huhn, small wonder.

Pisces [Feb. 19 – Mar. 20]: Everyone around you is aware of the emotional difficulties you’ve been having since you wear your heart on your sleeve. And, in that hypercolor t-shirt, everyone can see

Taurus [Apr. 20 – May 20]: You’ve got some deadlines to meet, but take it easy with the caffeine, or you’ll have a Jessie Spano meltdown. I’m so excited, I’m so excited… I’m so… scared! Ophichus [?*&!]: Wow, you are SO cool… NOT!!!
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can i just say how honored i am by the fact that my favorite Saved By the Bell moment of all time is listed under my sign?
magic.
thank you, Shirley.
we have some kind of cosmic connection.