1. Emoticons.
Example 1: Everyone wants to sext, but sometimes you have to remind the other person to sext. Emoticons can really help you lead the conversation in that sexy-time direction.
Girl: So if I was over at your place right now what would we be doing? 😉
Guys are stupid, so if you didn’t add that winky smiley he might respond with something like:
Boy: Well, I just got Call of Duty Rezurrection… we could play that?
But the winky will direct his attention from the TV to his wee-wee.
Example 2: Emoticons can help you test the waters toward more kinky, extreme sexting.
Girl: I want strap you down to the bed and peg you until you’re begging me to come. 😛
That could potentially freak a guy out. But add 😛 or 🙂 and suddenly you’re just being cute.
Boy: Haha you’re so crazy. I love it. How about just a blowie? 😛
Example 3: If you just want to mess with the guy, this is my favorite emoticon: 😐
Boy: Oh man, all I want to do right now is toss your salad.
Girl: 😐
Boy: Ugh… I mean… I want to make you a salad… the kind with lettuce. You like salads, right?
Girl: 😐
Boy: I could make you a steak?
See, in this situation you not only got him to feel awkward for your own entertainment, but you also got a steak.
2. Pictographs
Some people like to use symbols like (.)(.) or 8———-> 0: in their sexting. What is this, 1995? I find this both juvenile and outdated. We can send pictures, we have full keyboards on our phones, so there’s no reason to be drawing colon boobs. Cave painting was replaced by words for a reason.
Texting is already a landmine for miscommunication, so there’s no need to raise the threat anymore with the use of pictographs. What if he takes something like (|) <———-8 😛 the wrong way? Tragic.
3.Photos
Photos can be a great sexting tool. It’s best to be tasteful and subtle about it. Show just enough to turn them on, but keep them wanting more and make sure the lighting is flattering. However, pictures could potentially ruin your life, so they need to be used with discretion.
Never include your face with any naked part of you. That pussy picture could really be anyone’s… plausible deniability.
Careful not to accidentally text the wrong number. Like your ex-boyfriend’s dad’s number, for example.
Want to become a politician, CEO or any type of respected professional? Maybe don’t use photos.
Want to become a socialite, party girl celebrity? Skip the photos and just make a sex tape.
4. The Throw and Squeal!
After you sext something particularly raunchy and you’re not quite sure how the man will respond, get really excited and quickly turn your phone over so that the screen is hidden and proceed to make a squealy sound. This works even better if you are sexting in the car or on your bed and you can throw your phone down upside down on a soft surface.
It is necessary to get the device out of your hands in that moment or your adrenaline might cause an electrical surge and ruin your phone. If this happens you will never find out if he is into having sushi eaten off his bare chest or not. So, throw and squeal, ladies. Throw and squeal.
5. Cum vs. Come
Both are acceptable ways to refer to an orgasm or to ejaculation. However, I find that “come” and “coming” are much more pleasant and elegant. “Cum” sounds like something middle school boys write on bathroom walls. Keep it classy, folks.
Ah, but if you write cum instead of come, it makes you sound especially dirty, which can be fun. Though you’ll definitely have to throw the phone after that one.