24 Steadman
Have you ever imagined what life must be like for Steadman, Oprah’s man slave? Err… better half? Call it shyness, mere disinterest or a mandate from the lady O herself, but Steadman’s been fairly mum to the outside world. That is, until now. This hidden camera show will follow Steadman’s every move, lifting the veil of secrecy, bearing witness to his daily habits of asking Oprah for her hand in marriage (and being sentenced to the I’ve-been- a-bad-boy chambers after being turned down), playing second fiddle to the power of the O, and chanting “I like myself, I’m worth a lot” in the mirror. More importantly, it’ll document Steadman’s growing suspicion that he’s somehow being watched. And who doesn’t like watching a paranoid celebrity?
Gayle It Out
Oprah finally acts on all of the lesbian rumors by giving her bff Gayle a shot. Watch their friendship seamlessly evolve into a high powered romance. With coaching from some of Oprah’s favorite lesbians – Ellen, Rosie O’Donnell and Chely Wright – Oprah and Gayle come to realize that they should have done this years ago. Watch for a special guest appearance from a paranoid Steadman who knew all along that something was going on.
Dear Diary
Now that she has all this free time on her hands, Oprah plans to return to acting. But it’s been awhile since she’s flexed her thespian muscles. In preparation for her next Oscar-worthy performance, Oprah decides to give us a closer look into her personal life by acting out her journal entries. A lifelong journaler, Oprah exercises her demons and reveals her innermost thoughts with a little help from her famous acting buddies – Madea aka Tyler Perry, Tom Cruise, and Whoopi Goldberg, to name a few.
Taxicab Confessions of the Oprah Kind
People love pouring out their hearts to Oprah. People also love being chauffeured. People who love pouring out their hearts to Oprah while being chauffeured by Oprah? Score! In this intimate setting, unsuspecting fans get a close encounter of the Oprah kind. Equal parts therapy, gossip and girl talk, watch Oprah dish in an all new way. But not every rider has a happy ending – watch things turn ugly when Oprah gets precious one-on-one time with her biggest haters and critics. First up – David Letterman. Better lock the doors, O.
