Royal Wedding Fashion Recap

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Photo Source: People.com	Photo Source: blm.gov	First up, Princess Eugenie (left) arriving at the royal wedding wearing a gorgeous hat made out of the severed head of an endangered species of porcupine.  Next to her (right), Princess Beatrice is wearing a hat fashioned out of the original knocker used for Scrooge’s door during England’s very first theatrical production of A Christmas Carol.
Photo Source: People.com	Photo Source: moviebuzzers	This elderly gentleman arrived to the service sporting a suit originally featured in the 1990s comic book movie, Dick Tracy.
Photo Source: People.com	Photo Source: blogspot.com	Princess Amelia (far right) made her hat not just decorative, but functional: it doubles as a water park for ants.  Princess Eliza (center) is wearing a bow from Tim Burton’s “Jack Skellington” collection.  Princess Kitty (bottom left) got so drunk at Kate Middleton’s bachelorette party that she ended up eating her own hat, throwing it up, and then putting it back on her head to wear for the ceremony.
Photo Source: People.com	Photo Source: traveladventure.com	The Duchess of Cornwall arrived wearing a spot-on replica of The Bird’s Nest, China’s famous Olympic Stadium.  Those lucky enough to sit next to the Duchess during the service peeked inside the hat and observed Lilliputian sprinters as they trained for London’s 2012 “Small People Olympics.”
Photo Source: People.com	Photo Source: clown-ministry.com	Princess Letizia of Spain made a big, stormy splash at the ceremony by wearing this throwback to 1930s-hobo-caught-in-the-middle-of-a-storm-at-a-fishing-port chic.
Photo Source: People.com	Photo Source: darkskymag.com	Due to the worldwide Recession, The Royal Family decided to cut back on some of the extravagance they normally feature at royal weddings.  Because of this, David Beckham volunteered to do a free magic show for the kids at the reception.  (Here he is practicing his levitation trick.)  Meanwhile, his wife, Victoria Beckham, volunteered her hat to be used as a free, wireless router for all the journalists covering the wedding that day.
Photo Source: People.com	Photo Source: fanpop.com	Justine Thorton wore a stylish number that was originally worn by Whoopi Goldberg‘s recurring character Guinan in the popular 90s television show, Star Trek: The Next Generation.
	Photo Source: spiritedwriter	Lady Frederick Windsor made headlines at the royal wedding when her head became a landing station for the first flying saucer ever to be recorded on live, international television.  As you can see, the flying saucer farted before it made first contact.
Photo Source: People.com	Photo Source: wikia.com	Much to everyone’s annoyance, the royal wedding was crashed by a group of D-List superheroes.  Here are two of the crashers:  Aquaman‘s third wife (right) and He-Man‘s Florist (left).
Photo Source: People.com	Photo Source: blisstree.com	Benjamin Button’s sister, Beatrice Button, arrived fashionably late to the ceremony.  She had just emerged from her mother’s womb a few hours before the service and is expected to age backwards for the rest of her life.  Here she is attempting to suck on her own thumb after having lost her pacifier.
Photo Source: People.com	Photo Source: edsynthesis.org	The event was so huge that some national figures rose from the dead to attend.  Here, Eleanor Roosevelt joins the ceremony sporting her “Who says I’m a lesbian?” ensemble.

Which was your favorite Royal Wedding ensemble?

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