Reality stars are animals! Reality television has become so popular that even our beastie brethren can’t help but embrace it. Check out these up and coming superstars from all over the animal kingdom.
Keeping Up with the Crustaceans
The Crustacean girls are the life of every party. But when the fishy fun stops for these sisters, the deep-sea drama begins. Follow these diva decapods as they take the ocean by storm!
The Jersey Squirrels
When these eight squirrels aren’t pumping claws, pounding acorns, or creeping after fluffy tale, the uncouth rodents are back at their tree house screwing around under the oak leaves. Watch out for Squooki! That most outrageous squirrelette is nuttin’ but trouble!
Real Houseflies of Orange County
Perched on the walls of California’s most lavish households, these tiny houseflies know what it means to live large. These five friends buzz about the latest OC gossip, take dips in puddles of Botox and caviar, and often find themselves unable to see things eye to eye (compound or not).
The T-Rex Factor
Hopeful talented dinosaurs from all walks of prehistoric life compete in front of a panel of four dino judges. Not only are these wannabe rock star reptiles singing for fame and a recording contract…but if they don’t have that special T-Rex factor, they might just be the ravenous Abdulasaurus’ lunch.
Pawn Starfish
In a fish tank in a pawnshop off the Vegas strip, some crazy stuff goes down. Watch as this family of starfish deals with the outlandish treasures their zany patrons attempt to hock. These guys put the gold in ‘goldfish.’
Sardine and Pregnant
MTV’s hard-hitting documentary programming knows no bounds. Follow the camera underwater as Sardine and Pregnant explores what it’s like to be a small fish knocked up in the big sea.
America’s Goat Talent
Can your old goat do new tricks? Does your goat sing like an angel or dance like nobody’s watching? America’s Goat Talent is searching for the next cloven-hoofed sensation!
Otters and Tiaras
Innocent otter pups adorned in whore’s makeup and the occasional sparkling tiara take to the runway in this disturbing zoological study of stage-otter-moms and the lengths they’ll go to have their otter babies crowned pageant queen!
The Badgerlorette
This fetching badgerlorette just wants to find Mr. Right. Slews of starry-eyed swains compete for her affection. Each week one contender is eliminated in a suspenseful Grub Ceremony. He who isn’t awarded a grub is sent home to his lonely badgelor pad.
Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Ewe
From sex addiction to narcotics abuse, Dr. Ewe knows when celebrities have been baaaaaaaaaaaad. With skills that only a sheep with an M.D. can posses, Dr. Ewe attempts to get to the bottom of celebrities’ struggles with addiction. With a little bit of luck and plenty of clover, Dr. Ewe will change some lives.
Photoshoppin’ by Erika Cervantes and Emily McGregor!
