Rachel Maddow Is the Sexiest Woman Alive

But that left Comediva wondering: who’s the sexiest woman in the world?

Our pick?

MSNBC news anchor, Rachel Maddow.

That’s right, gals, Maddow is one of the most sexy and stylish women out there. Her smarts and geeky fashion sense are part of what makes Maddow deliriously sexy to lesbians, straight women, straight men, and gay men alike.

If People Magazine ever decided to choose the sexiest woman alive, we have no doubt that it would be Rachel Maddow, and here’s why:

6. Rachel Maddow Is VERY Sexy

Rachel Maddow has a sensuous glow about her that’s beautifully countered by a fierce determination in her dark eyes — and that really turns us on.

Her bright, dorky smile could light up entire baseball stadiums.

Her style is also killer: her sharp blazers, clunky geek-chic glasses, and designer Converse shoes (skater boys all across the world are dying to get their hands on them) make Maddow absolutely irresistible to people of any gender, or sexual persuasion.

5. She Has Cyclical Depression But STILL Manages to Get S**t Done

Ever since she was 12, Maddow has had to deal with the debilitating effects of cyclical depression. And yet the feats she’s accomplished in her career, despite all of this, would make even Donald Trump rush to give her mad props.

4. Have You Seen The Rachel Maddow Show?

On The Rachel Maddow Show, Maddow is both elegant and yet delightfully awkward; both professional and yet coolly casual; both profoundly serious and yet completely nonchalant.

How she’s able to pull that off, we have no idea. All we know is that it makes us want to have her babies. Like now.

3. She’s a Super Nerd and Nerds are OOOOH So Sexy

Maddow got her bachelor’s degree at Stanford University and her doctorate degree at Oxford University, where she was given a Rhodes Scholarship. This educational background makes Rachel Maddow The Queen Nerd of all the nerds. And who doesn’t love a nerd? They’re oooh so sexy.

2. She’s Not Afraid to Get Down and Dirty

Maddow actually met her current girlfriend, Susan, when she came to Susan’s house to do some gardening. And isn’t it our secret fantasy to have Rachel Maddow come to our home, with a hoe and a shovel, and have her ask us if she could get all “sweaty and filthy”?

1. Rachel Maddow Charms Us Just By Being Rachel Maddow

Maddow came out as gay in her college newspaper at the age of 17 and, since then, she’s never been afraid to be her true self. She’s become the first openly lesbian news anchor, and her MSNBC show has skyrocketed to the top of that station’s ratings. Best of all, she’s accomplished all of this by being herself, in all her geekiness, humor, style and grace. What could be sexier than that?