QUIZ: Which Obscure Mythological Creature Should You Hunt?
Shouldn’t someone be out there hunting those unsung cryptids? Yes, you should!
Take this quiz and find out which obscure beastie you’re destined to hunt!
1. How do you feel about tea?
a) I prefer Moose Drool Brown Ale.
b) Barry’s Tea is magic in a cup.
c) Loose-leaf green tea is the only way to go.
d) Who needs tea? I just reach out the window, grab a Foster’s-soaked wallaby, and wring it out into my mornin’ coffee.
e) Got any Airag? Love me some fermented horse milk.
2. What’s your favorite color?
a) The color of Pecos Bill’s soulful eyes.
b) Chartreuse!
c) Blue. Deep, deep blue.
d) I don’t care, mate. Got a Foster’s?
e) What color is acid?
3. What’s your favorite movie?
a) Anything with John Wayne. The Duke rocks my socks.
b) I’ve seen Once twenty times. I’m listening to the soundtrack right now.
c) Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Or maybe Mulan; Mushu warms my heart.
d) Crocodile Dundee. Paul Hogan is a dream! He’s also the man to which I compare all other men.
e) I like to watch the scene from Return of the Jedi with the Sarlacc over and over and over again. Anyone who says the Sarlacc isn’t the best character in all of Star Wars deserves to be slowly digested by a Sarlacc.
4. If you had one wish, what would you wish for?
a) I’d like a set of antlers. Antlers are so stylin’!
b) To be able to breathe under water.
c) To outlaw Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes. Down with Tony the Tiger!
d) To reverse public opinion on dingoes. They don’t eat babies, people. At least not much. Anymore… probably. On second thought, I’m not sure.
e) To develop a high tolerance to acid. Not the drug, the corrosive substance. Ok, maybe the drug too.
5. Do you believe in magic?
a) I think there’s a certain wisdom to fables and folklore.
b) We are our myths and legends.
c) “If the wind comes from an empty cave, it’s not without a reason.” Huh? Eh, I dunno. Sounds deep.
d) I believe in the Crocodile Hunter. He was magic. Just thinking about him gets me all wistful and teary. Do you have a Kleenex?
e) I believe in fear!
If you answered:
Mostly As: Jackalopes
You should hunt Jackalopes! Those rabbits with antlers are the stuff of magical Americana! Grab your Jackalope net and get to work!
Mostly Bs: Kelpies
Kelpies, mystical Irish water horses, are the right prey for you, you dreamer, you poet, you! Don’t forget your snorkel!
Mostly Cs: The Maltese Tiger
The Maltese Tiger is the beast for you. This elusive blue cat is rumored to roam the wilds of China. It’s pretty; it’s feisty; it’s a furry magical friend. Tame one at your own risk.
Mostly Ds: Hoop Snakes
G’day mate, Australian Hoop Snakes are the slippery beasts you’re after. Unlike regular serpents, Hoop Snakes are the roly-poly, forked-tongued upright hula-hoops of the animal kingdom. And if you can’t catch a Hoop Snake, there are always loose Drop Bears lurking in the Outback.
Mostly Es: The Mongolian Death Worm
Nothing scares you. Why not quest after the elusive Mongolian Death Worm. This magical beastie tunnels through the Gobi Desert looking like a sausage and spewing acid. Sounds like a helluva good time, right?
