Here are just a few Disney films the famous director is reportedly working on:
Snow White and the Seven Assassins
After eating a poisoned apple, Snow White falls into a coma for four years. She wakes up to discover that her beloved seven dwarves assassinated her Prince Charming. Thirsty for revenge, Snow White returns to the dwarves’ cottage with a ninja sword in hand. There, Snow White proceeds to stab Happy, slice Dopey’s head off, scalp Bashful, shoot Sleepy, Sneezy, and Doc—but before Snow White can get rid of Grumpy, Grumpy disarms her and then buries her alive in a glass coffin. Now buried alive, Snow White sings a song that is so powerful it shatters the glass coffin. She crawls her way out of the ground and returns to stab and kill Grumpy. Then, the wicked queen appears. But Snow White simply uses her fatal 5-note melody “Ha-ha_ha-ha_ha!” to kill the Queen in an instant.
The Fox and the Reservoir Dog
A fox and hound become best friends. One day, they try to pull a jewelry heist together. But the heist goes awry. Forced to flee the crime scene, they reconnect at an abandoned warehouse. There, they accuse each other of being a secret informant for the police until the hound admits that he’s an undercover cop. Furious, the fox shoots the hound, the hound shoots the fox, the fox shoots the hound again, the hound shoots him back, and this keeps going on for like—pretty much—the whole last half of the movie.
Beauty and the Hitman
A hitman, cursed to live in a 1950s-themed restaurant for the rest of his life, encounters a young woman named Belle. Struggling to “find something more than this provincial life” Belle starts snorting crack and, one day, overdoses. Luckily, The Hitman comes to Belle’s rescue by stabbing her with a shot of adrenaline. As soon as Belle is revived, she realizes that she’s in love with The Hitman—finally breaking the spell. But the audience knows that the romance won’t last: because they were already shown an out-of-sequence scene in which The Hitman gets shot by Gaston while The Hitman is taking a shit.
101 Severed Dalmatian Heads
A songwriter, named Roger, adopts 101 Dalmatian puppies. The Dalmatians had recently been kidnapped by a wealthy woman named Cruella De Vil. Aware that Cruella had killed thousands of innocent Dalmatians, the 101 Dalmatians devise a plan to avenge their fallen comrades. The Dalmatians manage to trick Cruella De Vil into attending a faux piano concert held by Roger. But the whole thing is a set up: Cruella and her evil thugs arrive to find the concert hall empty. At which point, a few undercover Dalmatians shoot Cruella De Vil mercilessly while the whole building bursts into flames and explodes—killing everyone inside.
