The life of a politician can be lonely. Long nights hammering out pork barrel legislation, all-expenses-paid “fact-finding” trips to the Bahamas with lobbyists, lining up lucrative corporate speaking engagements and “consultant” gigs for life after politics. So much stress! It’s only natural that politicians would be drawn to the only people who truly understand their pain — other politicos!
You’re so hot…
As passions flare during a rousing debate over public education, the good reverend and the former Speaker of the House descend into insults, with Sharpton condemning Gingrich for leaving his wife as she lay dying from cancer, and Newt rubbing the Tawana Brawley scandal in Al’s face. The men’s seemingly diametrically-opposed viewpoints fall away and they realize that they both care most about the exact same thing: Themselves. Giving in to all that restrained ardor, they tear off their clothes and have twisted, old-man sex ALL NIGHT LONG!Don’t worry, baby, I’ll take it slow!
On a trip to investigate alleged union contract violations in federal prisons, President Obama asks AFL-CIO president Richard Trumka to his hotel room for a late-night pow-wow. Admiring Trumka’s healthily plump and vigorous physique, as well as his very masculine ‘stache, Obama invites him to engage in some horseplay and wrestling. One thing leads to another, and after a good old fashioned buggering, they share a bowl of ice cream and watch ABC’s The Bachelor.Who woulda thunk it?
After Monica and Gennifer and Paula and Kathleen, Bill thought he was done with women, and was resigned to spending his twilight years alone. Then came the most unexpected love of all: his wife!Prince Bandar: Hah! PDA! I have you now, Abdullah!
After leaving office, W. was consumed with memories off his torrid love affair with then-Prince Abdullah. Knowing that Abdullah’s suspicious brother, Prince Bandar, would love to expose their dalliance and gain more power for himself, he disguises himself as a Saudi peasant girl and sneaks into the palace. Unfortunately, George ends up waiting for his turn with the king along with his thirty other wives. Jilted, he seeks solace in the muscular arms of Vladimir Putin.Is this how you do it?
Finally unable to contain her need for any kind of physical intimacy, Michelle finds comfort in a massive corn dog. Her husband, Marcus, shrugs and returns to counseling homosexual men to “pray away the gay.”I was voted “Best BJ in St. Paul”!
Al Sharpton and Newt Gingrich
As passions flare during a rousing debate over public education, the good reverend and the former Speaker of the House descend into insults, with Sharpton condemning Gingrich for leaving his wife as she lay dying from cancer, and Newt rubbing the Tawana Brawley scandal in Al’s face. The men’s seemingly diametrically-opposed viewpoints fall away and they realize that they both care most about the exact same thing: Themselves. Giving in to all that restrained ardor, they tear off their clothes and have twisted, old-man sex ALL NIGHT LONG!
Barack Obama and Richard Trumka
On a trip to investigate alleged union contract violations in federal prisons, President Obama asks AFL-CIO president Richard Trumka to his hotel room for a late-night pow-wow. Admiring Trumka’s healthily plump and vigorous physique, as well as his very masculine ‘stache, Obama invites him to engage in some horseplay and wrestling. One thing leads to another, and after a good old fashioned buggering, they share a bowl of ice cream and watch ABC’s The Bachelor.
Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton
After Monica and Gennifer and Paula and Kathleen, Bill thought he was done with women, and was resigned to spending his twilight years alone. Then came the most unexpected love of all: his wife!
George W. Bush and King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia
After leaving office, W. was consumed with memories off his torrid love affair with then-Prince Abdullah. Knowing that Abdullah’s suspicious brother, Prince Bandar, would love to expose their dalliance and gain more power for himself, he disguises himself as a Saudi peasant girl and sneaks into the palace. Unfortunately, George ends up waiting for his turn with the king along with his thirty other wives. Jilted, he seeks solace in the muscular arms of Vladimir Putin.
Michelle Bachmann and a Corn Dog
Finally unable to contain her need for any kind of physical intimacy, Michelle finds comfort in a massive corn dog. Her husband, Marcus, shrugs and returns to counseling homosexual men to “pray away the gay.”
