

Global warming conferences have never been so hot! Scantily-clad world leaders meet in Japan to discuss how to control greenhouse gasses and also to judge an international wet t-shirt contest.3. Friends with Benefits
A porn starlet in a Rachel-wig bangs the entire “cast” of Friends one-by-one on the couch in the Central Perk coffee shop. It really heats up when Ross’ monkey enters the picture.
4. Launch of the Hubba-Hubba Space TelescopeSeveral sexy lady astronomers and one shirtless physicist named Dirk gaze through the newly launched Hubba-Hubba Telescope. When a sexy alien interrupts their research to deliver a pizza, the scientists celebrate first contact with legs wide open.
5. Tamagotchi Tryst
Swarms of little virtual critters get it on, orgy-style, in this art-house creature-bestiality porno. This film has been credited as inspiration for the widely-banned flick F*cking Furbies, which came out shortly thereafter.
6. The Hot-Com BubbleDeep in Silicon-Boob Valley, well-hung geeks celebrate the success of the Internet with strippers, champagne, body oil, and zero inhibitions. Wired mice serve as bondage ropes as the party heats up and the geeks go wild!
7. Y2Gay

Gay hackers must figure out a way to defeat the Y2K virus before it’s too late, using the only tools they have: computer code and blowjobs.
8. Racy Rollerbladers

A lucky UPS guy delivers a package to a topless rollerblading rink. Sex on wheels ensues!
9. Windows 95 Peeping TomsNinety-five prostitutes dressed in slutty Clippy costumes seduce a brothel full of uptight desk-jockeys whose corporate retreat van got switched with a bachelor party bus. Who knew “It looks like you’re writing a letter” could be such a come-on!
10. The MatriXXXThree phone-sex operators accidentally upload themselves to an internet porn site after spilling a magical bottle of Chablis on their modem. They must bang their way back to reality before their internet access gets disconnected. If the phone rings while they’re online, they’ll be trapped in smutty-cyberspace forever!