Don’t worry. According to a poll conducted by Vanity Fair and 60 Minutes, a whopping 96% of Americans were unaware that Mitt is a nickname for Willard. While that’s a neato statistic, what’s truly ever-so-delightful is that two percent thought Mitt was short for “Mittens” and another two percent figured Mitt a substitute for “Gromit.” Naturally.
This made us wonder, what would a world with Mittens Romney, Gromit Romney, and other such Romney permutations look like? Would we be better off?
Would any of these Meme Romney’s have a better chance in the Presidential debates?
Running on the Repuuuurrrrrblican ticket
A claymation campaign
Politics are so dog-eat-dog
Paul Ryan, the voters, and Mitt
Spiking the tea party
Politics makes Mitt horny
Snackin’ on the campaign trail
Now you see Mitt…
When the Presidential race gets hairy
Zero percent Klingon approval
MItt Romulan is my absolute favorite! LOL all day about it!