What would happen if celebrity chefs hooked up with our favorite superheroes? Their offspring would be capable of saving the world with one hand while flambéing cherries jubilee with the other!
Batman and Giada DeLaurentiis
Giada graced her way into Wayne Manor with an enormous bowl of mouthwatering Everyday Italian spaghetti. It was love at first meatball. She even won over finicky Alfred with her succulent savory muttonchops. Giada now films her show Giada at Home from the Batcave. Meet their lovechild Batman Wayne-DeLaurentiis Jr., who concocts inventive new spins on minestrone while souping up the Batmobile.
Wonder Woman and Emeril Lagasse
Wonder Woman and Emeril met on a blind date. Both being brazen individuals they flew to Vegas, “kicked it up a notch,” and secretly got married by an Elvis impersonator in the kitchen of Emeril’s at MGM Grand. Their child, Wonder Lagasse, was born nine months and ten minutes later. His first word was “Bam!”
Catwoman and Cat Cora
Catwoman fell for Cat Cora when she tasted her tuna and clam tartare on Iron Chef. It’s all about whips, leather, and browning torches in the cathouse bedroom. Check out their miracle lovechild Kittykitty Kyle, whose salmon squares are the cat’s meow.
Professor X and Tom Colicchio
Top Chef’s Tom Colicchio couldn’t resist Professor X’s mind and Professor X couldn’t resist Tom’s tender filet mignon. Their kiddo, Chucky X. Colicchio, a total heartthrob, has the uncanny ability to know whether you like your calamari lightly breaded or floured, dredged, and tempura-ed.
Wolverine and Paula Deen
Paula Deen‘s southern accent melted Wolverine’s heart. They don’t care that they’re an odd couple! Wolverine loves Paula Deen’s cooking so much he had his adamantium replaced with Paula’s Savannah hot crab dip. Meet Wolverdeen, their loveable spawn, who makes an X-traordinary shredded BBQ pork sandwich.
Watch the comic books and kitchen shows for these up and coming superchefs who will spread world peace one recipe at a time.
Photoshoppin’ by Erika Cervantes
