Okay, bitches, it’s time for what I like to call, Confessions with your Drunk Aunt Shirley. Hot. I meant, “hot.” Whatever.
Okay, Frida told me this video’s all about empowering the vagina and “educación feminisisima” or someshit. I didn’t get it, but — confession time — I do know that I’m not the encyclopedia o’ innuendo I thought I was.”Love Your Vagina” is a treasure chest [chest, hehe] overflowing with booty [ha!], a la golden snatchphrases I never knew existed. Honestly, this nugget’s restored my faith in humanity; who the fuck knew there were other people out there more creative and more loving of their vaginas than this bitch right here?
And, the ultimate plus side to this: my arsenal of Words that Make Lucille Uncomfortable has grown tenfold.